MAL: Okay, help me find our man. He’s supposed to be older, kinda stocky, wears a red sash crossways. Just help me look.
highlights from jelly belly’s ‘literally eat shit, we hate you’ line of flavors
Jelly Belly’s take on Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor Beans was the bane of my adolescence.
I loved the Jelly Belly Bertie Bott’s. Not only was it fun to try and pick out the colors, but it was one of the few times i got back at my tormentor in 6th grade. Guy would pick on me relentlessly at any opportunity since I was the only boy with long hair. One day I took in a bag of all of the nasty flavored jelly bellies I had. English class rolled around, sure enough the kid started coming my ways. Before he could get started, I offered him a jelly bean. He grabbed one out of the bag (I think it was sardine) and started chewing. Seeing the look on his face was one of the highlights of 6th grade for me.
its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.
mY SKIN IS WHITE???
I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??
cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!