MAL: Okay, help me find our man. He’s supposed to be older, kinda stocky, wears a red sash crossways. Just help me look.

(Source: zoewashburne)

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itscalledfashionlookitup:

itscalledfashionlookitup:

echarping:

I want everyone to know that this was taken by a white male.

yes unfortunately i am indeed a white male

for now

itscalledfashionlookitup:

itscalledfashionlookitup:

echarping:

I want everyone to know that this was taken by a white male.

yes unfortunately i am indeed a white male

for now

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brucebannrs:

How It Should Have Ended: Frozen [x]

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karlika:

troyesivan:

spacetwinks:

highlights from jelly belly’s ‘literally eat shit, we hate you’ line of flavors

centipede

Jelly Belly’s take on Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor Beans was the bane of my adolescence.

I loved the Jelly Belly Bertie Bott’s.  Not only was it fun to try and pick out the colors, but it was one of the few times i got back at my tormentor in 6th grade.  Guy would pick on me relentlessly at any opportunity since I was the only boy with long hair.  One day I took in a bag of all of the nasty flavored jelly bellies I had.  English class rolled around, sure enough the kid started coming my ways.  Before he could get started, I offered him a jelly bean.   He grabbed one out of the bag (I think it was sardine) and started chewing.  Seeing the look on his face was one of the highlights of 6th grade for me.

karlika:

troyesivan:

spacetwinks:

highlights from jelly belly’s ‘literally eat shit, we hate you’ line of flavors

centipede

Jelly Belly’s take on Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor Beans was the bane of my adolescence.

I loved the Jelly Belly Bertie Bott’s.  Not only was it fun to try and pick out the colors, but it was one of the few times i got back at my tormentor in 6th grade.  Guy would pick on me relentlessly at any opportunity since I was the only boy with long hair.  One day I took in a bag of all of the nasty flavored jelly bellies I had.  English class rolled around, sure enough the kid started coming my ways.  Before he could get started, I offered him a jelly bean.   He grabbed one out of the bag (I think it was sardine) and started chewing.  Seeing the look on his face was one of the highlights of 6th grade for me.

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hmm, an interesting strategy, I think I’ll deploy the hamster gambit.

hmm, an interesting strategy, I think I’ll deploy the hamster gambit.

(Source: pleatedjeans)

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thecatsmeow90:

Working on my paper is hard on both of us.

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toomanyfandomssolittletime:

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.

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wAIT WHAT

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mY SKIN IS WHITE???

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I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??

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cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!

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pinkiepony:

i-just-really-like-john-green:

pinkiepony:

I CAN’T TELL WHAT’S FUNNIER I regret middle school

calm down there, ebony dark’ness dementia raven way.

WHO BROUGHT THIS BACK WHO THE FUCK BROUGHT BACK THE DIARY POST

pinkiepony:

i-just-really-like-john-green:

pinkiepony:

I CAN’T TELL WHAT’S FUNNIER
I regret middle school

calm down there, ebony dark’ness dementia raven way.

WHO BROUGHT THIS BACK
WHO THE FUCK
BROUGHT BACK THE DIARY POST

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deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

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